I have clean-up duty. That's right. I clean up things. Often this involves fixing whatever mess Jennifer has made. For example, those stylin socks that she puts on Max--she puts them on wrong. Actually, she doesn't really put them on. They just cover his toes. So, I get to clean up and put them on right. I also fix his swaddle. That's been happening quite a bit lately because he likes to wiggle around and free his arms. He looks like he's trying to get out of a straight jacket. Sometimes I get to fix his diaper when the tabs look messed up or he ends up with a wedgie. Don't ask me how he gets a wedgie in his diaper. I'm also the one that gets to work the overalls. Jennifer usually just stares at them with a little question mark above her head.
In addition to those clean-up duties, I have the distinct pleasure of emptying the Diaper Genie. That's really fun. I am also the official sterilizer of the house. It is for these reasons that I am, in fact, a good father.
Thank you. Finis.
3 comments:
I thought you taught Jen how to change the diaper genie. You are a good father b/c you are a good man.
BD, I too belong to the Garbage Collectors Union. You are a good father!
You are a good father, a good husband and a good son. Max will grow up to be a good man because he has you to set an example. He will always know that you love him and that you love his mom and that is the best gift you can give to your child.
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