Monday, December 31, 2007

Max's New Year's Resolutions

1. Wipe my own butt.
2. Vacuum the house for momma.
3. Mow the yard (only in the summer time, of course).
4. Hold my own damn bottle and make my own freaking cereal.
5. Not make a mess when eating that freaking cereal.
6. Hold off on the hour long conversations with God if they occur at 3 in the morning, and tell the Big Guy to come back after 7 AM.
7. Contribute to society.
8. Save the whales.
9. And the pandas.
10. And let's not forget the dolphins, too.

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