Spoiled baby alert: Max's Treasure Trove

Here be Max's presents (and these are just from me/B, my parents and my grandma):
-14 books
-6 sleepers
-3 cowboy onesies
-socks
-boots
-about 6 whole pant/top outfits
-jacket
-maracas
-2 frogs
-2 bears
-1 reindeer
-crawl and learn ball
-blocks
-walker sorta thing (but not a walker)
-bath toys
-musical tool set
-cellular phone

That's all that comes to mind, but you get the point--the kid is SPOILED. SPOILED. He wanted to roll around naked in his treasure trove, but dad vetoed it.
-