What happens when you eat popcorn and protein bars during pregnancy?

You get a child who loves nothing more than to get into crap.

Max is ALL OVER THE PLACE lately. I swear he's going to be walking any day. He can pull himself up and take a few steps while holding on to something, and he is trying desperately to get from one place to the other no matter how dangerous the route.

He's out of control already.

Where's Maury when you need him?

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And a side note: don't ever take Max out and give him mashed potatoes. He thinks they are for finger painting and flinging around the restaurant.