Max's Skills: A Cumulative List at 1 Year

-sticking out tongue (I have been working on this for a while, and we have finally seen success with this most excellent skill).
-is able to steal stealthily other children's toys when playing at the mall.
-Understands the following very important commands: can you get that light for me, give that ball to that doggy, find momma/daddy, pet that doggy/say hi to that doggy, bring me that book/toy/shoe/titty, come here, don't you dare (which he interprets as "do that, please")
-Walking (he started literally at 12 months. He can go about 50 steps and walks from his room to the kitchen.
-Can climb the stairs from the basement to kitchen.
-Knocks things on the side of the bathtub into the tub 2 times daily.
-Is able to barge in on momma/dadda unexpectedly when momma/dadda is urinating and thinks this is a funny joke.
-Has discovered the fun one can have with a roll of toilet paper.
-Knows--and likes--that a soup bowl can make a wonderful helmet.
-Dance moves are quite impressive.
-Can feed dogs the food that he is supposed to be eating. It's funny to watch because it appears as if he is taking turns giving each dog their own share.
-Can open and close the kitchen door.
-Can stick own toes in mouth.
-Waves bye-bye.
-Can laugh at his own toots.
-Can produce squeals that break the sound barrier.
-Says the following words: momma, dadda, huzzah, oh shit/bullshit, da (for dog), quadratic formula, encyclopedia

Based upon this list, Max is clearly a very gifted young man. I mean, how many 1 year olds even know what "quadratic formula" means?

I rest my case.