10. He is perhaps the only known child to eat olives, grapefruit and rice cakes.
9. He puts his face in one dog's face and won't move on to the next dog until he gets a kiss.
8. He runs around with nothing on but his baby panties, Mardi Gras beads and a smile.
7. He sleeps with his azz in the air.
6. He wears our underwear on his head.
5. He talks into Mama's cleavage as though it were a walkie-talkie.
4. He pretends anything and everything is a phone.
3. He knocks over all the shampoo, conditioner and body wash bottles into the tub without fail every time he enters the bathroom.
2. He continually plays with a toy cement truck that he is afraid of.
1. He tries to feed macaroni to his toes.
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