The entry that Max is already embarrassed by: Max's nicknames

I actually rarely call Max "Max." Instead, I call him one of the following nicknames he has acquired:
-Mr. Max
-Big Mac
-Little Guy
-Little Buddy
-Mr. Snuggles
-Snuggles
-Snuggle Butt
-Mr. Fussy Pants
-Snuffle-up-a-gus (I have no idea how to spell the name of the big hairy mammoth thingy from Sesame Street)
-Maximus
-Maximilian

As much as he will hate it years from now, the name I most commonly call him is, you guessed it, Snuggles (or its variation, Mr. Snuggles, or Snuggly Pants). I also call him Maximus a lot.

Poor kid.