Where there's a hole there's a way

While feeding Max just about an hour ago, he began making his "I'm making a big poopy and you're gonna love cleaning it up" face and sounds. He routinely poops while he eats. I hate it because that means I have to wait until he digests (so that he doesn't spit up or projectile vomit) before I can change his diaper. I can feel the saggy poopy diaper on my legs and it's disgusting.

So, after I had waited a little bit, I went to commence the changing of the poopy diaper. I had just opened up his dirty diaper and was getting ready to start wiping when he starting spitting up a lot. So, before I could do anything with the diaper, I began to hold his head up and was about to start cleaning his face, etc., when all of a sudden.....

He peed on me for the second time today.

So, I have pee coming out, vomit out of the mouth, and poop sitting at the other end.

I just laughed.