Thursday, January 10, 2008

Max: A Meanie, A Crazy, and A Big Scaredy Cat

A Meanie: So, Max was at his sitter's yesterday and he and his little buddy Brendan were just chilling together. Anyway, Max had his titty out and was playing with it, and I guess Brendan thought it looked fun, so he tried to get the titty. Max did not approve and swatted his hand away several times and put the titty back in his own mouth. When we found out about this, we had to have a talk with Max not only about playing nice, but also about the fact that Brendan is currently twice his size and will always remain so and that Max will always be the short and smaller one. If Max is smart, he'll make Brendan his BFF so that way he has someone to watch his back, if ya know what I mean.

A Crazy: For some reason, Max thinks his saucer is a jumparoo. The kid is going CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY in his saucer, jumping up and down and laughing ALL the time. It scares me. We thought about getting him a jumparoo, but those things hold only up to 25 pounds, and considering Max is already 67, he's a little too big.

A Big Scaredy Cat: 3 hours. Crying. Wailing. Sobbing mercilessly. Stranger. Danger.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

did i mention that because of IT my whole house smells like a giant burnt smore?

Anonymous said...

Scaredy cat? Does he cry for 3 hours when he sees a stranger? Ha! Love him anyway.