10. He knows what a zebra, giraffe, elephant, monkey, and whooping crane are.
9. He is able to distinguish between Lucy, Pippi, and Shelley. Brandon and I tested him on this today and he passed. We gave him a toy and told him to give it to Pippi and he did, then Shelley and he did, etc. I was very proud!
8. He can push the buttons on the tv, dvd player, and computer so that I can't work it anymore.
7. He understands the importance of going green; he turns off the lights when he leaves the room.
6. He knows that if he just asks Momma then he'll get it.
5. He recognizes the commercial jingles we sang to him in utero. For real. We sang the Schnucks song, Empire Carpet, and Shop-n-save jingles. Every time these commercials come on the telly, he stops, smiles at us, and dances. He does not really do this to other jingles. Freakkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyy........
4. He can feed his babies.
3. He can pick up the phone when it rings and hand it to Momma.
2. He points to his booty when he pooooooops.
1. He's way cuter than you will ever be.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Max acquired a great deal of loot this Christmas:
--14 books
--2 pairs of pants
--4 shirts
--3 sets of pajamas, one of them Superman
--1 pair of tennis shoes
--giant jumpy center with balls
--shopping cart
--2 toy cars
--magnadoodle
--bowling set
--Build-a-bear with Grandma and Grandpa Ice's voices
--crazy spin thing
--dump truck with blocks
--stuffed dog
--3 puzzles
--stocking stuffers--crazy bath colors, conditioner, chocolate, football, squishy ball, mardi gras beads
We all had a very nice day and we wish everyone else a merry Christmas.
Max acquired a great deal of loot this Christmas:
--14 books
--2 pairs of pants
--4 shirts
--3 sets of pajamas, one of them Superman
--1 pair of tennis shoes
--giant jumpy center with balls
--shopping cart
--2 toy cars
--magnadoodle
--bowling set
--Build-a-bear with Grandma and Grandpa Ice's voices
--crazy spin thing
--dump truck with blocks
--stuffed dog
--3 puzzles
--stocking stuffers--crazy bath colors, conditioner, chocolate, football, squishy ball, mardi gras beads
We all had a very nice day and we wish everyone else a merry Christmas.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Top Ten things that make Max just plain weird....
10. He is perhaps the only known child to eat olives, grapefruit and rice cakes.
9. He puts his face in one dog's face and won't move on to the next dog until he gets a kiss.
8. He runs around with nothing on but his baby panties, Mardi Gras beads and a smile.
7. He sleeps with his azz in the air.
6. He wears our underwear on his head.
5. He talks into Mama's cleavage as though it were a walkie-talkie.
4. He pretends anything and everything is a phone.
3. He knocks over all the shampoo, conditioner and body wash bottles into the tub without fail every time he enters the bathroom.
2. He continually plays with a toy cement truck that he is afraid of.
1. He tries to feed macaroni to his toes.
9. He puts his face in one dog's face and won't move on to the next dog until he gets a kiss.
8. He runs around with nothing on but his baby panties, Mardi Gras beads and a smile.
7. He sleeps with his azz in the air.
6. He wears our underwear on his head.
5. He talks into Mama's cleavage as though it were a walkie-talkie.
4. He pretends anything and everything is a phone.
3. He knocks over all the shampoo, conditioner and body wash bottles into the tub without fail every time he enters the bathroom.
2. He continually plays with a toy cement truck that he is afraid of.
1. He tries to feed macaroni to his toes.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
We never realized...
how much fun it is to post embarrassing pictures of our child.
till now, that is.
till now, that is.
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